Bumpits for volume

I have big hair. In fact, my hair is so big that when I leave it to do it’s own thing, I gain 10 inches in height.

This probably explains why I am late to the world of BUMPITS. Honestly, when I saw that word I thought they were talking about butt implants or perhaps a way to falsely acquire a cleavage with a cleft like an arse.

I think I was lead astray by incorrectly assuming where the first syllable ended and the next one started. Perhaps the word is not bum-pits after all.

There’s an entire hair volumizing world out there which I’ve never entered. Girls (and lads) it’s time to ditch the GHDs and plump up your do … and the really cool thing is that you get the opportunity to appear as if you have a nasty SYMPATHY-GRABBING ABCESS that needs excising on the top of your head.